I shot a bowl of cereal because I’m good in bed….
THAT’S NOT FAIR; I’M WEARING PJ’s.!I beat a bag of weed because hoes keep stealing my tacos and I’m sexy like that (zebra print pants)
I slept with a french fry because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
I ate your grandma because I’m a pimp like that.
I smoked with your mom because hoes keep stealing my tacos! ;)
I ran shirtless with Paris Hilton because i am sexy like that. :DD
I cuddled with a stripper because I’ve got abs. xD
I cuddled with a mop because I’m sexy like that…
I beat a pot head because I’m a pimp….. helll yeah
I needed the Trojan man, because i’m a pimp.
I smoked with a hippie because i love marijuana…. lol
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i ran naked with...i’m gay…….. awks… i’m not gay….
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I slept with your mom because I’m gay.Fair enough.
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i have a noodle in
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stabbed the trojan man...I’m good in bed ;D
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I needed a teletubby because hoes keep stealing my tacos. lol
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I needed your grandma
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I stabbed a french fry because the hoes keep stealing my tacos. xD
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lelikblaster reblogged this from ladyvetinari and added:
shanked a bag of weed...i smoked crack. ;(
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i cuddled with a condom because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
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I slept with a telatubby because I love marijuana hahha
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I ran shirtless with my lover because I’m sexy like that.. o.o
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i stabbed a hippie...hoes keep stealing my tacos
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I banged my boyfriend, because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
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ate, my boyfriend...have AMAZING boobs for Sandy
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colormeinblackanndwhite reblogged this from ccc0urtney and added:
I banged a dog because I love to snort cocaine.
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isthistheplaceweusedtolove reblogged this from whiteshadowssparkleandglisten and added:
love marijuana Ok, lol
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whiteshadowssparkleandglisten reblogged this from justsydney14 and added:
I ran naked with some crack heads because I’m sexy like that xD
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ccc0urtney reblogged this from wizcollifa and added:
ran naked with my best friend...I love marijuana. Sounds legit.
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beat the trojan man because
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I beat a drink because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
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I ran naked with a bum because I smoked crack.
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